The thing about Charlie is that even when he was younger he was always known as the bad boy. He has officially become the adult version of the character that Jennifer Grey met while she was at the police station in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (if you haven’t seen it then slap yourself right now).
I’ve always liked Charlie Sheen; he has been in some of my favorite movies of all time: Major League, Wall Street, Platoon, Hot Shots and a very under seen movie called Beyond the Law.
It seems as if everything that’s been going on have been things that Charlie has been doing for years. The drugs, the whores, the outlandish behavior are nothing new to him. He even shot Kelly Preston in the arm in 1990, and I would love to hear what John Travolta has to say about his wife’s ex.
A few years back Charlie tried to clean up his act and become a family man with the current It girl Denise Richards. It worked for a while, until Denise filed for divorce citing drug and alcohol abuse. Now Charlie is making Denise seem like the stable grounded one….Really!?!
Then it was Brooke Mueller’s turn to ride the Sheen train of mayhem, and she probably came to a point and realized that she couldn’t change him either. Once again, drugs, booze, and violence all attributed to the downfall of another attempt at normalcy.
So I say, is it a surprise that all this is happening? Hell no. Now the drugged out, boozed up, pussy hound has the one of the most dangerous combos in the world, unlimited cash, a nonchalant attitude, and a mid-life crisis. It’s as if Charlie did one fat line, something snapped in him, and a little troll in his self proclaimed warlock head said ‘It’s time for you to stop caring about what everyone else thinks’.
I dare you to find a news or talk show that doesn’t talk about Charlie Sheen. Plus, there is also his UStream.tv show Sheen's Korner that started a few days ago. Charlie has become a legend in his own mind, and a cunning linguist to boot.
Now that he is officially fired from Two and a Half Men what will become of the show? So far the names to replace him on the sitcom are John Stamos and Matt Dillon. No matter who the producers finally choose I see it drawing the same amount of viewers at first, but then it will probably drop like an anvil. That will ultimately lead to a big FU episode of Sheen’s Korner, and an even bigger declaration by Charlie that he is the “WINNER!”
So instead of talking about all of Charlie Sheen’s appearances I’ve decided to choose my top ten quotes (in no particular order) that the warlock himself has been bestowed upon us. Enjoy!
1.”Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.”
2. “Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.”
3. “I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.”
4. “I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.”
5. “Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.”
6. “The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. “
7. “What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
8. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total freaking rock star from Mars."
9. “I am on a drug, It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
10. "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself."
